What could compliment Google Glass? The Samsung Apex. The Apex is a new gadget that will literally satisfy you everyday without thinking twice about it. It goes over your crotch, and as you do something like surf the net, it will service your male needs.
Obviously this is all a joke, but it is pretty hysterical. The Onion team came up with this little gem, and if you have not seen their work before, well then you have a treat waiting for you. Check out the video below, and I know you guys partly wish this were a true gadget.
New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
